Live like there's no tomorrow

3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"

me: what

friend: OH MAN

OH

OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST

I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME

SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.

JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

thatmetticguy:

samcedesfanfiction:

sphvere:

niggas-in-amerikkka:

regalasfuck:

aniggainrio:

After a 20-minute flight over the city of New York, Stephen Wiltshire, diagnosed with autism, draws the whole town with only his memory.

i never stoop being amazed by this guy

Genius.

Fuck

Beautiful

yall telling me this motherfucker can memorizing the entire layout of new fucking york with only 20 minutes and I can’t remember whats the name of the sandwich that I liked from subway

thatmetticguy:

samcedesfanfiction:

sphvere:

niggas-in-amerikkka:

regalasfuck:

aniggainrio:

After a 20-minute flight over the city of New York, Stephen Wiltshire, diagnosed with autism, draws the whole town with only his memory.

i never stoop being amazed by this guy

Genius.

Fuck

Beautiful

yall telling me this motherfucker can memorizing the entire layout of new fucking york with only 20 minutes and I can’t remember whats the name of the sandwich that I liked from subway

(via edgarallanfuck)

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:


pyralspite:


check out this new keyboard i bought


HOW RICH ARE YOU


The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
BUT
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

check out this new keyboard i bought

HOW RICH ARE YOU

The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

BUT

OH MY GOD

I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

(via robert-downey-jesus)

nigel3018:

ph0king:

evanescen-t:

xsmoothhh:

stunningpicture:

my daughter’s priceless reaction when I decided to take the XL bowl of Pho challenge

Me.

pho-sure the cutest pho-to I’ve ever pho-king seen

she is the true ph0king

Thats an appetizer 

nigel3018:

ph0king:

evanescen-t:

xsmoothhh:

stunningpicture:

my daughter’s priceless reaction when I decided to take the XL bowl of Pho challenge

Me.

pho-sure the cutest pho-to I’ve ever pho-king seen

she is the true ph0king

Thats an appetizer 

(via nftyismywonderwall)

capaldisass:

I will defend Beyoncé faster than myself

(Source: cloningclub, via santa)

crabbington:

back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching

(via meowgaze)

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

(via why-yougottabelikethat)

langsettte:

azucarloco:

Where can I eat this…now

Oh. My. God

langsettte:

azucarloco:

Where can I eat this…now

Oh. My. God

(Source: nenvsky, via seanp0donnell)

tsundereteen:

the treat yoself 2011 episode of parks and recreation has honestly changed my life for the better

(Source: scorpiofruit, via sophiekingawesome)

demundean:

you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

(via ifonlytherewassomeoneouttherewho)

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(via why-yougottabelikethat)